It's a lovely story, Taffy.
She is worth both a UK birthday AND a Chinese birthday. I vote in favor of both.
There were moments over the years when you sounded kinda not the type to share a small one-palm-tree remote island with, but when I see her radiant and very confident smile, I realize that you know how to empower women, which is frankly rare for men of your generation. A lot of the troll stuff you throw on the board is only a bunch of decoys because, at heart, you are a great man, Taffy, whether you try to hide it or not.
And a married man of course.