Here are some more strange puns and a puzzle for really smart teens.

In Kuwait kids attent ICT class which means Internet Computer Training, so I ask them "Why is ICT best in summer?" They don't know so I explain, "icy tea or I see tea."

Hundreds of girls lined up outside a Holywood studio to audition for the new Barbi movie. I stuck my head out the door and said " Look at the Barbi queue!" (BBQ or barbeque).

Are you chaste or chased?

My name is Joe King?
Really?
No, just joking.

I will put you in the photocopier and W. (double you).
See the W? Everbody has one. Just worry and see the W between your eyes.

Which doctor will you see, the witch doctor?

A puzzle

I see the saw.
It's a C-saw.
Now I seesaw.
I saw the sea,
but how can we saw the sea?
Answer:ylno nehw ti si nezorf. (spell words backward)

Copyright Robin Tim Day 2006