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English Lesson 2? - (joke)
By:answers.yahoo.com

the teacher asks the class to make a sentence with the word 'fascinate' in it.
Little Mary says, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand and says, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny says, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her breasts are so big she can only fasten eight.







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