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Online Hype Is Getting Funnier
By:Richard Wall

I am getting more and more 'be-a-millionaire-in-6-weeks' emails in my inbox. The Internet makes MLM hype travel faster; at least it's funnier than it used to be.

I feel ready for another career change and reckon I've got what it takes to be an online MLM copywriter. Here's my first offering:

--Ad Begins--

Hello friend!

Deals of a lifetime come along once every few years. Squillionaires.co.uk is one of them.

Just spend an hour a day surfing the net, cutting your toe nails or picking your nose and you can earn more than $1,000 a month.

How much work is involved? None. Nada, zilch, zip, zero!

We are still in PRE-LAUNCH. Our unique, unlimited depth, tertiary, stair-step, 'Spillover Max' marketing plan has never been seen before in the MLM industry (by the way, this is not MLM.)

Squillionaires.co.uk was founded by 324 university professors, who are all graduates in computer science. These guys just got back from a sweat lodge in the Arizona desert where they spent 3 years in a think-tank to get the strategy right.

How much does it cost to join Squillionaires.co.uk? Nothing. Nada, zilch, zip, zero! In just 6 short weeks, our top distributor went from being a street beggar to a Pan Galactic Air Vice Marshall - the top level in our program. You can too!

The Spillover Max plan will be attracting millions of people over the next few weeks. I want to put 738,323 of them UNDERNEATH YOU in the program. Yes that's 738,323 in YOUR downline!

See you on the beach...

Richard Wall Hypersonic Squadron Leader www.squillionaires.co.uk

P.S. When you join, you can use our automated system and email 2,327,997 people WITHOUT SPAMMING. All these people are actively looking for a home-based business and are just waiting for your email!

P.P.S. Act quickly... join by this Thursday and I will put you on the inside left leg of my Spillover Max Power Pro line. The whole of Japan and most of Outer Mongolia will be in your downline!

P.P.P.S. What have you got to lose? Nothing. Nada, zilch, zip, zero!

--Ad Ends--

That should do it. Before I get started I'll just look up 'hype' in my dictionary... ‘misleading publicity.’ Oh well, I suppose it's back to the drawing board.

Richard Wall

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