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Good News Bad News

A nurse came into the hospital room and said to a worried patient, "I've got some good and some bad news."

"Tell me the bad news first", blurted the terrified man.

"Very well", said the nurse, "I'm sorry to say but we do have to remove both your legs.

"And what's the good news?", moaned the patient.

"Well, that very the nice man in the next bed wants to know if you want to sell your shoes."

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