Do you know some school jokes? The funniest jokes get 10 points. Here is an example:

Teacher: - Better close the window. I may throw you all out.

Teacher: - If you're not going to talk, sit down. Don't say later that I've made you stand up and you have leg problems because of me.

Teacher: - We proved that...we forgot what were we trying t prove.

Teachers: - boys with balls - go to the right side. Boys without balls - to the left.

Teacher: - I know my name, my phoe number and my address. I deduce everything else.

Teacher: -We solved that problem on Monday, so I will write on the blackboard and you will just agree.