Sometimes Chinese recruiters can turn out to be very penetrant by sending you all kinds of unsolicited emails for a kindergarten jopb somewhere in China - a job that you don't want at all.

My answer to Amanda, a Chinese recruiter, was this:

"Why don't you recommend me for that kindergarten job in Shenzhen? I can make the kids so happy by the way I look like". I also attached the photo below.

I don't know whether Amanda would get my sense of humour, but in her case I reached what I wanted: She did not bother me with her crappy job offers again...LOOOOL