Native English Speaker, Born in San Francisco, California, USA, Second Generation Chinese-American

Bachelor Degree of Science, Magna Cum Laude, Graduated 2012, San Francisco State University

I am looking for a reputable recruiting program to help me find an English teaching position in China.

I am available immediately and prefer to start as soon as possible.

I will be honest:

I have no teaching experience and no work experience.
I have no TEFL certificate.
My home situation has become intolerable and I need a fresh start away from everything.
I am introverted.
I am a Chinese-American.
I have a severely receding hairline.
I have gaps in my teeth.

I am looking for a position that will take into account all the things I mention above.

I will guarantee I will work as hard as I can because it will be a fresh start in my life.