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Teachers jokes  by: answers.yahoo.com
Do you know some school jokes? The funniest jokes get 10 points. Here is an example: Teacher: - Better close the window. I may throw you all out. Teacher: - If you're not going to talk, sit down...
Old Lady, like a Fox  by: Patsy
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding. Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman:..
Diary Complaints  by: John Sammon
My wife keeps a diary, and sometimes leaves it open with the last entry in view on the coffee table. I'm a person who wouldn't want to read another person's diary, even my wife's, diaries being..
Lose Your Job Now: 5 Tips to Get to Severance Heaven  by: Gwendolyn A. Lee
You've schemed, you've scammed, you've plotted, but the elusive layoff has evaded you for the last time. Your desire to go to that spacious severance-package-in-the-sky needs to be fulfilled without..
joke  by: Laura W Rice
So the kindergarten teacher is asking the names of animals with their pictures on the wall and one kids points and says " it's a 'fricking elephant!". He had to repeat it several times before she..
Irish Slang  by: Jim
Hows it going? I am try to collect as much of the Irish slang phrases as possible. Would be interested to see if you lot can help me expand the list. Link: http://irishslang.blogspot.com/ Cheers, Jim
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue: Who Cares?!  by: Pamela Beers
Is your barn/house cat your real significant other? Are you tired of all the delusions about finding the perfect mate? I can answer, ďyesĒ to both of these questions. I am just the curmudgeonly sort..
Yesterday I Counted to Eternity, Twice.  by: Robin Tim Day
Yesterday I counted to eternity, twice!
Pick Up Lines  by: Alex Smoke
Pick up or chat up lines are usually said by a man who intends to start a light conversation with a girl he likes and wishes to sleep with. Read on the following pick up lines: 1. I remember seeing..
Humor - No Sense Of  by: Michael Russell
You've heard the old phrase, "No sense of humor". We use it every time we tell somebody a joke and they don't laugh. Maybe you've just witnessed something funny, like a person tripping over a step..
You may be in love if...  by: Jan Michaels
One of the most common human experiences that two or more (depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love. But, itís not always easy to tell if you are in like, lust or full blown,..
How Much Do You Know About Halloween?  by: S. Roberts
How much do you know about the spooky holiday of Halloween? As you probably know, Halloween is celebrated on the 31st October and the name Halloween descends from the old name Hallows Eve, the night..
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Diary Complaints  by: John Sammon
My wife keeps a diary, and sometimes leaves it open with the last entry in view on the coffee table. I'm a person who wouldn't want to read another person's diary, even my wife's, diaries being..
Readers-Digest-Best-Jokes.pdf  by: biar
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Yesterday I Counted to Eternity, Twice.  by: Robin Tim Day
Yesterday I counted to eternity, twice!
Fall Flings  by: Bridgitte Williams
Fall is a wonderful time of year. The weather is usually pleasant and mild. The leaves change colors and give us a free show that only nature can provide. The view is spectacular. Some people get to..
Fear or No Fear?  by: Pam Sekula
It is your choice, is it not? The choice you have made after a process of consideration and thought-full deliberation. A choice that is correct and fitting for who you are, what you know, and what..
A random joke about lawyers or the legal profession (updated continuously)  by: chooselaw.com
Re: The Quickest Way to Know if He Likes you  by: lindsay
~here is my answer.. btw me and him not so close.. The absolute quickest way to know if he likes you is to read his BODY LANGUAGE. Look in his eyes. Are his pupils dialated? Is he looking right at..
Using Spontaneous and Observational Humor  by: John Kinde
An impromptu quip will hit the target more often than a canned joke. Imagine this. I arrive at a junior high school auditorium for a teacher inservice program. While setting up my session, I note two..
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Funny Sayings- Simply Bad Life Tips  by: Boaz Ben Dov
Do you ever ask yourself why did I get out of bed today? Is this all there is to life? And where the hack I left my car keys? Don't despair; it's not too late to turn your life around! Well, unless..
10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Teenage Daughter  by: Duncan Kelly
As fathers, we are usually not very good at communicating with our teenage daughters. We can get by, to an extent, by remaining silent as much as possible. Sometimes, though, we have to answer..
5 Funny Love Poems  by: Art Hill
Funny Love Poems When most people think of love poems, they think of serious and soulful expressions of passion. Long sonnets by Shakespeare or romantic poems by Browning and Lord Byron are the norm..
Jokes For Jay Leno: Celebrity Jokes  by: John T Jones, Ph.D.
Iíve noted that Jay Leno is still hurting for jokes. This is the third of my helpful articles providing original jokes to poor Olí Jay. This time Iíve decided to use one of Jayís favorite topics,..
English Lesson 2? - (joke)  by: answers.yahoo.com
the teacher asks the class to make a sentence with the word 'fascinate' in it. Little Mary says, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher..
The Four Letters Between PG & R  by: Tim Knox
When I was a kid, there were certain words you just didn't say in front of your parents, or any grownup suspected of being a parental snitch. Swear words, my mama called them, cuss words, words..
What Sex Means to Old People: Funny Things They Say  by: John T Jones, Ph.D.
Old folks arenít always up for sex. Old women are often against it and old men are often for it. Here are some of the things they say: Things Said by Old Women 1. Whatís that you want to do, Honey?..
Riddles That Make You Smile  by: Steve Gillman
Most riddles are a form of lateral-thinking puzzle. To get them, you have to move laterally in your mind, away from the expected line of thought. This is especially true of funny riddles. What did..
A random joke about lawyers or the legal profession (updated continuously)  by: chooselaw.com
Stand Up Comedienne - Gagging For A Joke  by: http://jesterminute.com/
What type of person sees the funny side of a joke or gag told by a stand up comedienne, what type of person doubles over with laughter after the punch line of a joke has been delivered? What kind of..
Joys of a Used Car  by: Duncan Kelly
My 1988 VW is not just a used car. It is also a previously abused car. There's bits of airconditioner left bolted on in the engine compartment with big gaps where the working bits should have been...
You may be in love if...  by: Jan Michaels
One of the most common human experiences that two or more (depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love. But, itís not always easy to tell if you are in like, lust or full blown,..
Learn English Laughing - Humor and Learning  by: Frank Gerace
Humor is important in learning a language. Not only does it enable the student to learn new vocabulary in context but it also is a motivating force. When a student understands a joke she begins to..
Don't You Know Who I Am?  by: Stephen Schochet
One dilemma that the super famous face is balancing the needs of privacy and recognition. One time in New York an unnoticed Marilyn Monroe was walking down Madison Avenue accompanied by Eli Wallach...
Diary Complaints  by: John Sammon
My wife keeps a diary, and sometimes leaves it open with the last entry in view on the coffee table. I'm a person who wouldn't want to read another person's diary, even my wife's, diaries being..
A random joke about lawyers or the legal profession (updated continuously)  by: chooselaw.com
12 Things You Say to Your Teenagers That Are a Total Waste of Breath  by: Duncan Kelly
It's a strange fact of life that we say things to our teenagers, that we know beyond a shadow of a doubt, they will totally ignore. Yet we continue to say these things in the vain hope that they..
I Don't Do Mornings  by: Duncan Kelly
Some people are morning people. They get up before the sun rises and they go for a run around the local golf course, scaring the bird trying to get the first worm. They get back home for breakfast..
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