You forgot to mention Alias Taffy. After being kidnapped by African slave traders raiding the British coast, he was sold on a slave market to some Phoenician slave masters who spoke a language very similar to Hebrew. To this day, he is suffering from his past trauma and thus believes that a knowledge of Phoenician grammar is essential to explaining English grammar to ESL students.
He is indeed a wise and knowledgeable man!
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